Important notice

THIS IS NOT A REAL BANK

SATNORTH is a joke. Every penny in it is fake.

There is no money. There are no accounts. Nothing you see here can be spent, withdrawn, transferred or proved to anybody. The balances, the transactions, the card, the notifications — all of it is a simulation made for laughs.

Using fake balances to get money, credit, goods, services, a loan, a flat, a job or anything else out of somebody is fraud. It is a criminal offence. People go to prison for it.

If you use this app to deceive someone for gain, that is on you — not on us. We will hand your account details to the police if we're asked.